Thursday, September 10, 2009

How to Catch a LION

Newton's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Indian Police Method: Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

Menaka Gandhi method: Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method: Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Rahul Dravid’s method: Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders .

Software Engineer Method: Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that it’s a Lion.

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