10 Ways to Propose your Loved Ones

1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back"You're under arrest!"For what?"For stealing my heart."
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. are your legs tired?girl: Why?because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.She would say,"What are doing"resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl."I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?""No" he answers."Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"
10. GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ............ PRETTY WOMEN.

Love Vs Marriage

Student asked a teacher, "What is love?"

The teacher said, "In order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

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The student went to the field went through first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wondered….maybe there must be a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one… But thought maybe there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he started to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he had missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up and went back to the teacher empty handed.
The teacher told him, "….This is love… You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person…."

"What is marriage then?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule again is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reached the middle of the field, he picked one medium corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, "This time when you bring back a corn…. You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get…. This is marriage."