Thursday, May 19, 2011
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. are your legs tired?girl: Why?because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.She would say,"What are doing"resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl."I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?""No" he answers."Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"
10. GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ............ PRETTY WOMEN.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Student asked a teacher, "What is love?"
The teacher said, "In order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the field went through first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wondered….maybe there must be a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one… But thought maybe there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he started to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he had missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up and went back to the teacher empty handed.
The teacher told him, "….This is love… You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person…."
"What is marriage then?" the student asked.
The teacher said, "In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule again is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reached the middle of the field, he picked one medium corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, "This time when you bring back a corn…. You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get…. This is marriage."
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
The Delhi Development Authority (DDA), the city’s largest land owning and development agency, was expected to launch a new housing scheme by the middle of this year. The authority, however, now plans to announce the scheme only after the Commonwealth Games get over. Here’s why — DDA plans to offer about 10,000 flats, which are nearing completion, in its next housing scheme.
Out of these, 5,000 flats in Vasant Kunj and Jasola will be used to accommodate tourists arriving in the city for the Games.
You can get the form on following link:-
Thursday, November 18, 2010
2-Aate jate haste gaate(maine pyar kiya)
3-Tere bin jeena nahi(Bali Brahmbhatt)
4-Sanson ko sanson mein(hum tum)
5-Tum mile(tum mile)
8-Dil se mere(RHTDM)
9-Baahon ke Darmiyan(Khamoshi)
10-Deewana Tera(Sonu Nigam)
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Saturday, July 3, 2010
There are so many things to do, so many things to achive. we have have a lot of options but what will be the priority is different for different people. yet i couldn't decide my priority. can you decide priority of your life.
Arrage these 7 options according to your priority in life:
friend, money, family, job, location, spouse,your dream.
please comment with your list of priority, it will surely bring peace, happiness and satisfaction in your life.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
2-30 % population which is stablish , literate and elite doesn't care about the country. they are busy with their personnel and official woek. No time to think about country.
can anyone answer what should be come first patriotism or poverty? or how we can recover from this situation