Sunday, August 30, 2009

Save paper - save tree - save earth


Life means more

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an emphatic "yes."
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things. Your family, your children, your faith, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions. Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter. Your job, your house, and your car.
The sand is everything else. The small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.

Miss Universe

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.......................... (Applause! Applause!)

SPAIN
Question:
Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) Question: How can you say so? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.... (Applause! Applause!)

PHILIPPINES
Question:
Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth...... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

SAUDI ARABIA
Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door..... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

INDIA
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night...... (Applause! Applause! Applause!

MALAYSIA
Question:
Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft............................ (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )

SINGAPORE
Question:
Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Ultimate Selling Trick

Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything. But your Attitude
should be positive.

Friday, August 28, 2009

When I born, I Black,

This poem was nominated poem of 2005 for the best poem, written by anAfrican kid.........amazing thought!!!

When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black..

And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray..
And you calling me Colored ??

Reduce weight - Just in 10 steps

1-Instead of taking a full meal, divide it in four parts and have it in after duration of 1/2 hour or 1 hour.
2-Eat slowly.
3-Chew every bite for atleast 20 times.
4-5 minutes before eating , have 2 glass of warm water.
5- Eat rice, sweet and potato but in less quantity (you will be the your judge).
6-10 min walk anytime,anywhere but very fast.
7-Eat fruit as much as you can instead of taking juices.
8-After a heavy day, give your body a full relax. you can try "Anulom Vilom" for 5 min for oxygen flow which helps you in mind relief.
9-Sleep atleast for 7 hours.
10-Laugh as much as you can.

Try this for 1 month and send your views on unbeatenmind@gmail.com

Openings for Core Network Commissioning Engineer- CS & PS -- Overseas Projects

Position: Core Network Commissioning Engineer- CS & PS
Location: India & Overseas Projects
Required Qualification & Experience:
1) 3+ years of experience in Installation and Commissioning of Huawei Soft-switches, Media gateways and MSC servers.
2) B.E/B.Tech (EEE/ECE)
3) Need to have a valid Passport
4) Able to join immediately.
5) Need to possess good communication skills.

Contact :
Prithvi Information Solutions Ltd
jiji.anil@prithvisolutions.com
080 41461718

Core Networks/Gurgaon

Position: Engg/Sr Engg Core Networks
Experience Band: 2+ YrsQualifications: B-Tech
Location: Gurgaon
Position : 5
Primary Responsibilities:
1. Installation, testing & integration of MSC/MGW/GMSC equipments
2. Creation, deletion & modification of Signaling link between Different NEs & MSC
3. HLR,VLR,MSC,MSS,MSC Server,MGW Commissioning & Integration.
4. Supervising the Installation of BSC and Rel-4 Network Elements (MSS, MGW, HLR, and CDS).
5. Commissioning, Integration and Trouble shooting of BSC and Rel-4 Network Elements (MSS, MGW, HLR, and CDS
Contact: talent@datawiseindia.com
Mark a cc on adamvashisht@gmail.com as well

MainFrame professionals required urgently for a CMMI5 Company

This is with regard to an opening for Mainframe Professionals for our Client (CMM Level 5 Company) in Bangalore, Chennai, Hyderabad, Pune & Noida.
Job Specification:
Primary Skills : Mainframes, JCL, COBOL, VSAM, DB2, IMS CICS
Experience Required : 2 to 8 Yrs
Job Location : Bangalore, Chennai, Hyderabad, Pune & Noida
E-mail : hr@corrvettesolutions.com

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Mainframes Testing opening with Perot Systems

This is regarding opening with Perot Systems for DB2, JCL, and COBOL
Experience: 2 to 4yrsNote: for 6 month contract Working
Location: Noida
Skill Required: DB2, JCL, COBOL
Desirable Skill: Manual Testing
Contact No: 40171700 / 40171709
E-mail: sandeep@logiprosoftware.com

NSS configuration

Essentials for the role:
Good Understanding of Telecom Networks with at least 4 years of experience in GSM.
Excellent understanding of Core Network.Excellent understanding of GSM Protocols and the associated Interfaces.
Good understanding of Configuration management within Core Network. Understanding of Configuration management in Ericsson System is mandatory.
Excellent analytical skills with high inquisitiveness towards new technologies.
Ability to work independently and coordinate activities across cross functions.
Structured approach towards work with ability to follow a process oriented approach.
Pro-active and able to sustain high stress levels. รข€¢ Good communication and presentation skills.
Experience: 4-6 yrsQualification: B.TEC/B.E
Contact: Consultancy Services E-mail: gunjan@bharatjobs.com Contact No: 01294126014