4+ yrs Unforgatable Engineering Life's some fact

Engineer At Work:-

Assignments solved by one then carry out mass transfer operations throughout the class.

The most important machine for engineers:-

Xerox Machine(without which assignment completion couldn't be possible)

Top two engineers rumours:-

Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5.30 pm.
Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks.

Common Engineering dialouge after the paper:-

What is this man, 70% of paper was out of the syllabus.
This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history. I am failing. what about you?

What is B.E?

8                            Semesters
80 GB                    Syllabus
80 MB                   we study
80 KB                   we remember
80 Bytes                we answer
Binary marks          we get

The finally we get is B.E
That is Brain Empty(B.E).