Company: Motorola
Location: Bangalore
Access Networks Engineering (BSR) Team
Domain Skill Set: TCP/IP, Unicast and multicast routing protocols
Layer 2/Layer 3 technology
Operating Systems: VxWorks, GHS Integrity
Language: Excellent ‘C’ coding and debugging skills
Development Model: Object oriented software development concepts
Development Process:TL9000
Contact: anish@comcastsolutions.com
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Very Serious joke
AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICA
WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM
HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY
THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY
WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY
AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.
THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED ….
HOW DID U FIND INDIANS …….??
INDIANS??
WHO INDIANS??
I DIDNT FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN
THERE IN INDIA…….
WHAT NONSENSE??
WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN……??
THE AMERICAN SAID ……..
IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI–
IN PUNJAB A PANJABI—–
IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL,TAMILNADU,KERALA
BIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI,TAMILIAN, MALAYALI………
THEN I MET
A MUSLIM,
A HINDU
A CHRISTIAN,
A JAIN,
A BUDDHIST
AND MANY MANY MANY MORE
BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET
…………………………………………………………....
THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE IS……………..
THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD
BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME
REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ...
FIGHT BACK -
ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN
WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM
HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY
THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY
WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY
AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.
THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED ….
HOW DID U FIND INDIANS …….??
INDIANS??
WHO INDIANS??
I DIDNT FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN
THERE IN INDIA…….
WHAT NONSENSE??
WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN……??
THE AMERICAN SAID ……..
IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI–
IN PUNJAB A PANJABI—–
IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL,TAMILNADU,KERALA
BIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI,TAMILIAN, MALAYALI………
THEN I MET
A MUSLIM,
A HINDU
A CHRISTIAN,
A JAIN,
A BUDDHIST
AND MANY MANY MANY MORE
BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET
…………………………………………………………....
THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE IS……………..
THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD
BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME
REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ...
FIGHT BACK -
ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Most Sensible Advice on H1N1
The Most Sensible Advice About H1N1!
How to prevent H1N1 – An eMail forward is reproduced below:
Friends,
Thanks to media hype about H1N1, several people who trust me have either approached or called me to advice. The hype in media about the utility of face masks and N95 respirators as a tool for general protection against H1N1 can't be deplored enough. Yesterday, a friend who listened wanted me to write down briefly what I advised so that he could tell others in similar words. Hence this short email to friends whom I have advised recently (and others whom I haven't yet). Please realize that this is not an official advice, especially the one about face masks or N95. Most N95 respirators are designed to filter 95% particulates of 0.3µ, while the size of H1N1 virus is about 0.1µ. Hence, dependence on N95 to protect against H1N1 is like protecting against rain with an umbrella made of mosquito net.
Tamiflu does not kill but prevents H1N1 from further proliferation till the virus limits itself in about 1-2 weeks (its natural cycle). H1N1, like other Influenza A viruses, only infects the upper respiratory tract and proliferates (only) there. The only portals of entry are the nostrils and mouth/ throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible not coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is. While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps - not fully highlighted in most official communications - can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu):
1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).
2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat or bathe)..
3. Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don't trust salt). H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/ nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one. Don't underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.
4. Similar to 3 above, clean your nostrils at least once every day with warm salt water. Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti (very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population.
5. Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla and other citrus fruits). If you have to supplement with Vitamin C tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc to boost absorption.
6. Drink as much of warm liquids as you can. Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.
7. All these are simple ways to prevent, within means of most households, and certainly much less painful than to wait in long queues outside public hospitals.
Happy breathing!
Best regards,
Dr.Ashutosh Mundkur
How to prevent H1N1 – An eMail forward is reproduced below:
Friends,
Thanks to media hype about H1N1, several people who trust me have either approached or called me to advice. The hype in media about the utility of face masks and N95 respirators as a tool for general protection against H1N1 can't be deplored enough. Yesterday, a friend who listened wanted me to write down briefly what I advised so that he could tell others in similar words. Hence this short email to friends whom I have advised recently (and others whom I haven't yet). Please realize that this is not an official advice, especially the one about face masks or N95. Most N95 respirators are designed to filter 95% particulates of 0.3µ, while the size of H1N1 virus is about 0.1µ. Hence, dependence on N95 to protect against H1N1 is like protecting against rain with an umbrella made of mosquito net.
Tamiflu does not kill but prevents H1N1 from further proliferation till the virus limits itself in about 1-2 weeks (its natural cycle). H1N1, like other Influenza A viruses, only infects the upper respiratory tract and proliferates (only) there. The only portals of entry are the nostrils and mouth/ throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible not coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is. While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps - not fully highlighted in most official communications - can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu):
1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).
2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat or bathe)..
3. Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don't trust salt). H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/ nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one. Don't underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.
4. Similar to 3 above, clean your nostrils at least once every day with warm salt water. Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti (very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population.
5. Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla and other citrus fruits). If you have to supplement with Vitamin C tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc to boost absorption.
6. Drink as much of warm liquids as you can. Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.
7. All these are simple ways to prevent, within means of most households, and certainly much less painful than to wait in long queues outside public hospitals.
Happy breathing!
Best regards,
Dr.Ashutosh Mundkur
Opening for Techno commercial
Experience: 5-6 Years of experience into Techno Commercials, Selling Projects (high ends), Knowledge of Networking, Servers & Telecom Equipment.
Experience into Outsourcing Projects (High ends)
Location: Delhi
If interested, please revert with your updated resume at shruti@deftconsultancy.com
Experience into Outsourcing Projects (High ends)
Location: Delhi
If interested, please revert with your updated resume at shruti@deftconsultancy.com
MNC REQUIRES RNC 3G/BSS Engg
JOB LOCATION: Chandigarh, Bhatinda, Jalandhar
POSITION: RNC 3G/BSS Engg
FUNCTION LEVEL: OPERATION & MAINTENANCE
ELIGIBILITY: 2-5 yrs experience handling operation and maintenance function in any telecom industry in similar concern.
Contact: atiwari@visnovasolutions.com
POSITION: RNC 3G/BSS Engg
FUNCTION LEVEL: OPERATION & MAINTENANCE
ELIGIBILITY: 2-5 yrs experience handling operation and maintenance function in any telecom industry in similar concern.
Contact: atiwari@visnovasolutions.com
Oppotunity with TCS - Mainframe
Title: Mainframe Professionals.
Experience - 3 - 5 yrs. (Minimum 2+ yrs of experience in Mainframes)
Location: Mumbai
This is a Permanent Position with TCS.
Eligibility : B.E. / B.Tech / M.E. / M.Tech / MSc / MCA / MCM / MS/ MBA (IT Systems)
Contact : minal.c@tcs.com
Experience - 3 - 5 yrs. (Minimum 2+ yrs of experience in Mainframes)
Location: Mumbai
This is a Permanent Position with TCS.
Eligibility : B.E. / B.Tech / M.E. / M.Tech / MSc / MCA / MCM / MS/ MBA (IT Systems)
Contact : minal.c@tcs.com
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Jokes
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife...
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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
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Man: Is there any way for a long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find a good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished
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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but
we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
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Two men r talking.
1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons
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Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife...
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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
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Man: Is there any way for a long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find a good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but
we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two men r talking.
1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons
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Ericcson UP East
About Client : Ericsson India Pvt. Ltd.
They are looking for Core Engineer- AXE-810.
EXP:- 3 TO 7 YRS
Position:- Engineer/Sr.Engineer
Location:- Azamgarh, Banda, Lakhimpur, Raebareli, Basti ,Lucknow
Email : manny@sonyocareers.com
They are looking for Core Engineer- AXE-810.
EXP:- 3 TO 7 YRS
Position:- Engineer/Sr.Engineer
Location:- Azamgarh, Banda, Lakhimpur, Raebareli, Basti ,Lucknow
Email : manny@sonyocareers.com
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Urgent opening for SWITCH IMPLEMENTATION
Company: IT MNC
Location: Gurgaon
POSITION: SWITCH IMPLEMENTATION
Job responsibilities: • Health checkup of the BSC. • Working in AXE810 platform. • Taking the Backup of CP. • Taking the Bur backup of the BSC AND TRC. • Startup of BSC and TRC. • Hardware testing of BSC and TRC. • Perform NE test for BSC and TRC. • Call test in BSC and TRC.
QUALITIES OF CANDIDATE: Could have a capability to drive the testAssist and run audit campaignReport handling an d flexibility with job preferred.
POSITION: Engineer / Sr. Enggineer Engineer – 2-4 yrs / Sr. Engineer 4 – 8 yrs
Qualifcation – BE/ BTECH / Diploma
send your CV on kchauhan@visnovasolutions.com
Location: Gurgaon
POSITION: SWITCH IMPLEMENTATION
Job responsibilities: • Health checkup of the BSC. • Working in AXE810 platform. • Taking the Backup of CP. • Taking the Bur backup of the BSC AND TRC. • Startup of BSC and TRC. • Hardware testing of BSC and TRC. • Perform NE test for BSC and TRC. • Call test in BSC and TRC.
QUALITIES OF CANDIDATE: Could have a capability to drive the testAssist and run audit campaignReport handling an d flexibility with job preferred.
POSITION: Engineer / Sr. Enggineer Engineer – 2-4 yrs / Sr. Engineer 4 – 8 yrs
Qualifcation – BE/ BTECH / Diploma
send your CV on kchauhan@visnovasolutions.com
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