10 Ways to Propose your Loved Ones

1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back"You're under arrest!"For what?"For stealing my heart."
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. are your legs tired?girl: Why?because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.She would say,"What are doing"resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl."I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?""No" he answers."Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"
10. GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ............ PRETTY WOMEN.

Love Vs Marriage

Student asked a teacher, "What is love?"

The teacher said, "In order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

……………………..
The student went to the field went through first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wondered….maybe there must be a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one… But thought maybe there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he started to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he had missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up and went back to the teacher empty handed.
The teacher told him, "….This is love… You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person…."

"What is marriage then?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule again is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reached the middle of the field, he picked one medium corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, "This time when you bring back a corn…. You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get…. This is marriage."

Smoking Kills

" Its your Decision"

Check how you attitude(simple or Complicated)

By solving simple problem , you can check your attitude towards problem.

if 1=5

2=25

3=125

4=625

5=?

THINK TWICE BEFORE ANSWER

Check comment for answer

How to knot a Tie

DDA-Housing Scheme - 2010

The Delhi Development Authority (DDA), the city’s largest land owning and development agency, was expected to launch a new housing scheme by the middle of this year. The authority, however, now plans to announce the scheme only after the Commonwealth Games get over. Here’s why — DDA plans to offer about 10,000 flats, which are nearing completion, in its next housing scheme.
Out of these, 5,000 flats in Vasant Kunj and Jasola will be used to accommodate tourists arriving in the city for the Games.

You can get the form on following link:-

http://www.dda.org.in/housing/housing2010.htm

Top 10 Romantic songs

1-Tumse Milke aisa laga, tumse milke
2-Aate jate haste gaate(maine pyar kiya)
3-Tere bin jeena nahi(Bali Brahmbhatt)
4-Sanson ko sanson mein(hum tum)
5-Tum mile(tum mile)
6-Soniye(Raaj)
7-Bheegey honth(murder)
8-Dil se mere(RHTDM)
9-Baahon ke Darmiyan(Khamoshi)
10-Deewana Tera(Sonu Nigam)

Medicine for Dengue

Accordingly it is raw papaya leaves, 2pcs just cleaned and pound and squeeze with filter cloth. You will only get one tablespoon per leaf. So two tablespoon per serving once a day. Do not boil or cook or rinse with hot water, it will loose its strength. Only the leafy part and no stem or sap. It is very bitter and you have to swallow it like "Won Low Kat". But it works.

question that brings peace, happiness & satisfaction

There are so many things to do, so many things to achive. we have have a lot of options but what will be the priority is different for different people. yet i couldn't decide my priority. can you decide priority of your life.

Arrage these 7 options according to your priority in life:

friend, money, family, job, location, spouse,your dream.

1-

2-

3-

4-

5-

6-

7-

please comment with your list of priority, it will surely bring peace, happiness and satisfaction in your life.

Patriotism vs Poverty

1-In india 70% population are below poverty line.60 % of them are illiterate. They even can't fulfill basic need ROTI,KAPDA and MAKAAN but we want them to show patriotism. what is most important to them patriotism or roti?
2-30 % population which is stablish , literate and elite doesn't care about the country. they are busy with their personnel and official woek. No time to think about country.

can anyone answer what should be come first patriotism or poverty? or how we can recover from this situation

If you want more jobs and money to each hands

When your weakness is your strength then you are the KING.

In INDIA money is not equality distributed. Yes there are many billionaires in India whose wealth is increasing day by day but there is also a bitter truth that yet more than 65% of population is below poverty line (BPL).

Every year in India we require 10000000(1 crore) jobs. Most of the jobs for youth are provided by international MNC (Software firms, Manufacturing Companies, Telecom Vendor, Medicine etc). Rest jobs are from Indian companies and Government Jobs.


Don’t you think why jobs are not increasing as compare to population?
What happened if all international companies withdrawn from India.

Now a day’s most of the work is done by machine. In manufacturing, construction, production, fields machines are using for most of the works. Thus money goes to machine holder.

More use of machine brings more unemployment. If government make some rule that only upto 30-40 % work for any process can onlydone only by machine, rest 60-70% work should be by manpower.

It will produce more jobs and distribution of money to more hands.

Now your weakness (population) is your strength (manpower) then you(India) are the KING.

initiative by most irresponsible person

We can live almost 30 days without food and we pay thousands of rupees for that.
We can live 7 days without water and we have to pay hundreds of rupee for that
We can’t live 10 min without air which is free but we most polluted it.

People working in private sector are assumed as a most irresponsible to their community and environment. Common man think that people in private sector earn more money enjoy his own life and not bother about the surroundings


Can we start plant a tree for better environment and fresh air.

wish bihar to be at the top(initiative for flood disaster since 1978)

When I was in college, I heard and found that Bihari brain is the most sharp brain. My friends from bihar are most laborious and ambitious creatures. They know how to achieve their goal and ambitions.

See whether in government services or in private sector you can find all them at very good position. Most of I.A.S is from Bihar.


Bihar is the state of minerals. You can find 90% of mineral find in India only at Bihar.

People of Bihar are very cooperative. I always found that they help their friends & relatives in getting jobs as well as in establishment.


But I feel very sad when I came to know:-

1- 75 % student prefers studying outside Bihar. Why most sharp brain has to take help of other.
2- 60% population wants their children to settle outside bihar because of job and better environment. Why we don’t find job and environment.
3- From 1978 bihar is facing FLOOD disaster. Why no one came out and take initiative.
(Bihar is India’s most flood-prone State, with 76 percent of the population, in the north Bihar living under the recurring threat of flood devastation. About 68800 sq Km out of total geographical area of 94160 sq Km comprising 73.06 percent is flood affected. The plains of Bihar, adjoining Nepal, are drained by a number of rivers that have their catchments in the steep and geologically nascent Himalayas. Kosi, Gandak,Burhi Gandak, Bagmati, Kamla Balan, Mahananda and Adhwara Group of rivers originates in Nepal, carry high discharge and very high sediment load and drops it down in the plains of Bihar. About 65% of catchments area of these rivers falls in Nepal/Tibet and only 35% of catchments area lies in Bihar. A review by Kale (1997) indicated that the plains of north Bihar have recorded the highest number of floods during the last 30years. In the years 1978, 1987, 1998, 2004 and 2007 Bihar witnessed high magnitudes of flood. The total area affected by floods has also increased during these years. Flood of 2004 demonstrates the severity of flood problem when a vast area of 23490 Sq Km was badly affected by the floods of Bagmati, Kamla & Adhwara groups of rivers causing loss of about 800 human lives, even when Ganga, the master drain was flowing low.)


Kindly do save our culture and place. Don’t allow anyone to ruin your identity

TRUTH WE SHOULD KNOW

what you can do to save earth

One tree stores 13 pounds of carbon a year. Plant 300, and nullify the greenhouse effect you can cause in a lifetime. So one tree for one person is neccassary in his AREA

Walk, bike, carpool or take public transport once a week. You will save 1.5 kg of carbon dioxide for every 5 km you don't drive.

Sunlight can be used in many ways to save energy. Use a solar water heater instead of an electric geyser. A 100 litre solar water heater can save around 1500 units of electricity every year

Bad driving habits could be costing you at the fuel pump. Keeping your tyres inflated properly can improve the fuel efficiency of your car. Every litre of petrol saved keeps 2.5 kg of CO2 out of the atmosphere.

Simply turning off your television, stereo, computer, fans, lights when you are not using them will save you thousands of kilograms of carbon dioxide a year.

If u lose your mobile

Each mobile carries a unique IMEI i.e International Mobile Identity No which can be used to track your mobile anywhere in the world.

1. Dial *#06# from your mobile.
2. Your mobile shows a unique 15 digit .
3. Note down this no anywhere but except your mobile as this is the nowhich will help trace your mobile in case of a theft.
4. Once stolen you just have to mail this 15 digit IMEI no. to cop@vsnl.net
5. No need to go to police.
6. Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hrs via a complex system of GPRS andinternet.
7. You will find where your hand set is being operated even in case yourno is being changed.

Black money in Swiss Bank

Illicit money lodged in Swiss banks totaled $2.6 trillion (Rs 130 lakh crore in today’s exchange rate) in 2001 and $5.7 trillion (Rs 285 lakh crore) in 2007, and that illicit money deposited by rich Indians in Swiss banks and tax havens elsewhere was between $0.5-1.4 trillion (Rs 25-70 lakh crore). Illicit money comprised political bribes, crime money and venal business.
Even the lower amount was enough to relieve the debt of all farmers and landless workers, build world-class roads all over the country, take electricity to every rural home, provide drinking water in all villages and towns, construct good houses for 10 crore families, provide Rs 4 crore to every village; and to build a school, a health centre, a veterinary clinic, a playground with gymnasium, and more in every village.

I know we are very busy. we have responsiblities of family and yaah we do have a job.......but try to raise your voice.
may be one day your vice become voice of nation.

list of departments in INDIA who openly taking bribe

this is a list of departments in INDIA who openly taking bribe.....
if u know another one than add it in a list and forward it to your frd
1-Traffic Police
2-Police(even for FIR)
3-Transport Office(for driving license)

SCAM SCAM SCAM

we can't blaim news channels for not focusing on main scandals or after some time forget the main issue.
what we do nothing, just gossiping on some blog, discuss while office lunch and than forget.

CBI have a a lot pending cases with pressure of varios political party.
when big cases like bofors,fodder,urea scams are not solved yet. than what common people expect.........

money to every indian = 784500000000/1400000000
4131.785714 rs to each indian

for it to every person to think atleast once what we are doing.where we can if we get this money back.

The nicest application ever- by santa singh

To,
The Principal
Govt School
PUNJAB


Sir,
Gal eh hai ki school vich hun dil ni lagda,
Te raat nu neenh ni aandi,kyoki school vich kudiya ghat rahi hai,te saadi class vich ik vi
ni hai,aur jo class vich hai o sab inni mariyal hai ki dekhan nu ji hi ni karda..
Nakhre asman pe han, Te madam vi koi khaas pataka ni han,orkuch ni to taanu kam se
kam 4-5 kaam valiyan sohniya hi rakh lawo…



Aap ke bahut dhanwadi howange
Yours faithfully
Santa singh