Sunday, October 25, 2009

Grow old


Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Best Resignation Letter

Dear Manager
I'm resigning with immediate effect - the reason for my resignation is what i found in my garage this morning before coming to work. See for yourself......
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Thursday, October 8, 2009

From a frustrated victim of chain mails

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also.......

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.


* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…..

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...


* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan,
Singapore andTokyo...

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

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I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.... (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help somebody from
Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.


* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send melatest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.


* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji picsetc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)


NOW IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.

Nothing has happened till now.......................
but who knows. So please forward..


Thursday, October 1, 2009

when indian feel proud

when GUJRATI goes AMERICA-----------------INDIAN feel proud

when PUNJABI goes CANADA-------------------INDIAN feel proud

when TAMIL goes S.AFRICA--------------------INDIAN feel proud

when INDIAN become 1st minister in US--------INDIAN feel proud

when INDIAN studens selected for STANFORD--INDIAN feel proud

when more than 50% indian worked in NASA-----INDIAN feel proud

when 40% population of canada is indian---------INDIAN feel proud

but INDIAN don't feel proud when 10% north indian moves to MUMBAI or Chennai.

what you think? dare to love your country?

don't let some politician make what excatly we indian want and when we feel proud.don't let them play with our immotions.